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Muti for your sole
Biltong, braai en babbelas 

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If you don’t have a story yet, it just means you haven’t been around long enough.
These are the classic braai-time tales — the ones that’ll have you laughing like a hyena, learning from someone else’s disaster, or shaking your head thinking, "Ja nee kyk..."
Being part of this unique breed of people means that sometimes, just trying to fit in can feel like you’ve landed from another planet.

AK

I had to go for blood test at the local prikkel bank, and when my husband and me walking into this ladies office (Who i might add was very "nors"), we spotted a kids drawing by her table and we just started hosing ourselves. The tears started running down my face. Bare in mind we have only been here a few months. And seeing a drawing of a cat in the hand of a 8 year old and the words saying "Mijn Poes" was just too much. The lady probably thought we were insane. 

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Sad, funny or silly stories from our own people in the land of the dutch

Cathine

Working at out local kruidvat we had a new youngster that started. This kid was shy and quite. It almost looked as if he was scared to talk to another human. I wanted ask him if he battled with anything and offer my hand in guidance... Who knew asking "sukkel jij" Ment are you an idiot!

More stories coming soon

Sad, funny or silly stories from our own people in the land of the dutch

More stories coming soon

Sad, funny or silly stories from our own people in the land of the dutch

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